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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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Fig, you'll never guess who's having
that bed.

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Who? It was a shock to me, I can tell
you. I just hope we'll be safe, that's

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all. Safe? Who is he?

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He's from the prison.

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Are you sure?

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Yes. I saw these two men walking down
the corridor. At first I thought they

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holding hands and then I saw the
handcuffs. That must have been a relief.

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A relief?

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He's got a warder with him. That means
he's a hard case and he's going to be in

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that bed opposite us.

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Well, so what?

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So what?

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What are we going to do?

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Shouldn't we hide our valuables? Look,
just because he's from prison, there's

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need to panic.

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Just treat him like anyone else. I find
if you treat people reasonably, they

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respond in a reasonable manner.

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You're right, Fig. What am I thinking
of? After all, he's a human being, just

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like the rest of us. Of course he is,
Norman.

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And when he comes in here, the first
thing we will do is offer him the warm

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of friendship.

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Then we'll hide our valuables.

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Name's Figgis. Roy Figgis.

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Oh, bright. Harry Bright.

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Hello, Harry.

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Welcome to God's waiting room.

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What?

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What are you in for?

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Seven years.

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No, I mean... What's wrong with you? Oh,
pains in the stomach. Well, you've come

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to the right place. They're very good on
stomachs here.

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Not so hot on open -heart surgery, but
you can't have everything, can you?

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What are they going to do?

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Give me a barium meal.

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A barium meal?

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Well, I mean, what's it like?

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Do you want the good news first or the
bad news?

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What do you mean?

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Well, the good news is there's only one
course.

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What's the bad news?

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It's like swallowing wet concrete.

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What's the matter with him?

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He can't stand these places.

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I can't stand the smell.

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That's the disinfectant. They say it
kills all known germs and some you've

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even heard of.

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Why don't you wait in the corridor?

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I've got to keep an eye on him, haven't
I? Well, you can watch through the

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glass. I must say, you don't look well
at all. You've gone quite pale.

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I do feel a bit queasy. Well, let me get
you a chair. You'll be all right. Just

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put your head between your knees.

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Oh, hello.

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You're the new boy?

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Yeah.

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My name's Glover.

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Archie Glover.

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Harry Bright.

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Nice to meet you, Harry.

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Nervous? Yeah, well... Don't be. You get
nervous, the muscles tighten up, makes

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things difficult.

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Never lose that smile, Harry.

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That's what pulled me through.

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Laugh when the world laughs with you.

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Weep when you weep alone.

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Do you play Scrabble?

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Sure, yeah.

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I play all the board games.

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Scrabble, Monopoly, backgammon, chess.

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Chess? Yeah. We must have a game
sometime.

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That's what I've missed in here.

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Companionship.

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Civilised companionship. I mean, these
two are all right, but they lack that

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fine...

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intellectual edge.

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They don't stimulate me. I can see that
you and I are going to be friends,

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Harry. I see you two are getting to know
each other. That's right, Figgis. Harry

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and I are going to have a lot in common.

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Right. The doctor ought to see you now.

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I say he has to go.

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I mean, they can't expect us to share a
room with him.

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We don't even know what he's done.

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Well, perhaps he's not too serious.

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Not too serious? You don't get seven
years for defacing library books,

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Well, I don't think we should complain.
He likes it here, especially after

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solitary. Solitary?

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Do you mean to say he's been in
solitary?

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Did you hear that, Dickies? Well, that
does it.

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He's probably stir -crazy.

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Well, I think we should try and help
him. Oh, do you, Norman? Well, don't

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complaining to me if you get mugged on
the way to the washroom.

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No, Norman's right. We just can't turn
our backs on him.

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Don't worry, Figgis, I don't intend to.
I mean, we don't know what's turned him

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into a criminal. I mean, it could have
been his environment, a broken home,

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the Tory party.

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But perhaps if he could have... If he
got a chance to mix with a clean

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upstanding type like you, Archie, it
could change his whole way of life.

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you may be right there, Roy, but I'm
afraid it's too late for that. I have no

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intention of sharing a room with him.
Ah, Mr Thorpe, I wish to make a

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Not another one, Glover. I am not
sharing a room with a social misfit.

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Someone who, by his conduct, has proved
himself to be beyond the very pale of

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civilised society.

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One moment, Glover. I know that Figgis
has his faults, but isn't that being a

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bit strong?

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I'm not talking about Figgis. I'm
talking about the man in that bed there.

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A man who we now know to be a convicted
criminal.

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Oh, I see.

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Let me explain something to you, Glover.
That man is a patient and I'm a doctor.

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Whatever he's done is no concern of
mine.

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I treat the sick. I don't make moral
judgments. I never have done. I follow

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calling, and my calling is to heal. And
I'm going to give that man the same care

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and attention I gave you.

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Poor devil.

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Mr.

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Thorpe, I must warn you that if you
continue with this, I may be forced

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to discharge myself.

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Don't raise my hopes like that. It's not
fair.

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But supposing he becomes violent?

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Well, that's hardly likely. Mr. Bright
said for a series of exploratory tests.

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He'll be on a sedation most of the time.
Yes, he'll be tranquilised like them

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tigers in the safari park.

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I read a case about them the other day.
Bit this bloke's head off. That's

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enough. But look, we don't even know
what he's done. Just relax, lover.

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Remember the words of the immortal W .S.
Gilbert.

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When a felon's not engaged in his
employment or maturing his felonious

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plan, his capacity for innocent
enjoyment...

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is just as great as any honest man.

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There you are, Harry.

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Now, I'd like you to come for some
further tips.

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Are you talking about me?

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Talking about you?

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Of course we weren't, were we?

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Oh, yes, you were.

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You were speculating about me, weren't
you? You want to know what I'm inside

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for. We don't want to know what you're
inside for, do we?

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Oh, come on.

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It's perfectly all right, you know. It's
quite natural to speculate when a

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criminal comes onto the ward.

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Criminal? Who said anything about a
criminal? Now, come along, Harry.

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What are you in for, Harry?

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I'm in for killing this bloke in a
brawl.

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If you'd just like to come this way.

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Just a minute.

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They're not going to leave me alone with
him.

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Oh, that's all right, sir. He's under
sedation. He won't give you no trouble.

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The truth is, we just can't stand these
places.

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don't you? No.

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No, I don't want to know how it
happened.

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Harry, it's none of my business. Live
and let live.

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That's what I say.

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It was self -defense.

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I'm sure it was self -defense, Harry. I
used to work in this club, see?

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I was a bouncer, but I wasn't violent.

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I just used to lean on people.

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Lean on people?

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Well, there's nothing wrong with leaning
on people.

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I mean, you have to lean on people if
you're a bouncer.

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I mean, do I look like the sort of bloke
who would do a thing like that? Last

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person I'd expect, Harry. I was only
saying so a moment ago.

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Life is sacred to me.

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I can see that, Harry.

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He fell on his own knife.

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Clumsy.

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Falling on his own knife.

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He just came looking for trouble.

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Well, he certainly found it.

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The police wouldn't believe me.

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But you believe me, don't you? Oh, yes.

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Yes, I believe you, Harry.

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I mean, I think there are far too many
innocent people in prison anyway.

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So you believe that I'm innocent?

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Oh, yes.

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I can see that you're innocent.

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I can tell just by looking at you.

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So you'll help?

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What? Help me to escape.

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Escape? Yeah.

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All you've got to do... is nip down the
television room and leave the window

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open.

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But, uh, how are you going to get there?

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Well, I shall get out of this window,
along the ledge, into the television

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put some clothes on and scarper. It's
simple, isn't it? Simple but effective,

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Harry. It's a wonderful idea, supposing
you fall.

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Well, I shan't bounce, shall I?

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All right.

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Off you go.

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I knew you was the one I could depend
on.

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You've been a bear a bit, haven't you?
You know what's what. Oh, yes, I know

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what's what, Harry.

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And you know what happens if you cross
somebody when they've got friends on the

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outside.

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They get leaned on, Harry.

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Right.

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Not another window open.

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He'll have a fetish for fresh air round
here.

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It's the same in the TV room. Window
wide open. It was freezing in there till

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closed it. You haven't closed the window
in the TV room. Yes, why?

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Oh, my God. Now I'm done for. What are
you so scared about?

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Is it Harry?

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Wait a minute. Where is he?

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He's out on the ledge. Out on the ledge?

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I've got to get the water.

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No, don't do that, Figgy.

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You see, I'm an accessory before, after
and during the fact.

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You mean you're helping him to escape?

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Well, of course I'm helping him to
escape.

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Because if I didn't help him, he was
going to lean on me. And if he didn't

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on me, his friends were going to lean on
me. And when they lean on you, they

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really lean for you. So please go and
open that window. But I can't. Norman's

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there watching the television.

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Oh, trust that little pipsqueak to get
in the way.

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Well, we can't leave him out there,
Archie. He's not a bleeding tomcat.

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What's the matter, Norman? You'll never
guess what I've seen at the window.

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Well, of course we can't. We've no idea.

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It was this.

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Apparition. Well, I certainly don't know
how he got there.

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An apparition?

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Yes. I fell asleep in front of the
television and when I woke up then it

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looking at me, a figure in white, arms
outstretched, in silent

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supplication.

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A figure in white, in silent
supplication.

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You know what you've just seen, Norman?

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An angel.

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An angel?

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Oh, don't be frightened to say the word,
Norman. But that's impossible.

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Why is it? Why shouldn't an angel come
to Norman Binns? It's almost the

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to erase the highest.

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Anyone can see you've just undergone a
spiritual experience.

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It's a privilege afforded to very few in
this life. Make a note of the date and

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the time, Archie. The first sighting of
the bin's angel.

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But why me? You've obviously been chosen
as some divine instrument.

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Now, come on, get back into bed. You
look shagged out.

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You're getting out of bed.

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What's the cause of all this excitement?

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Doctor, I... Norman has just seen an
angel.

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Norman's just seen a what? An angel. An
angel?

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In here?

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No. at the window of the TV room. Oh, I
see.

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Norman, I'm afraid we're going to have
to change your tablets again.

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Oh, I see.

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Skeptical. Typical reaction of a man of
science. If you can't see it or touch

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it, you don't believe it. Figures. What
would an angel be doing pursed outside

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the television room window at this time
of night?

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Perhaps he was resting his wings.

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I want to hear no more talk of angels.
If this gets down to geriatrics, it'll

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all be going gaga.

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I knew you wouldn't believe me.

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Norman, I will share. Of course I
believe you. You thought you saw an

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Well, that's not such a bad thing.
Nothing to be ashamed of.

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It's to your credit.

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But it wasn't there, Norman.

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An angel is simply part of the rich
imagery of the Bible.

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It don't exist, Norman.

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No, Doctor.

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And you certainly wouldn't see one here.

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It's simply a figment of your
imagination. Do you understand?

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Yes, Doctor.

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Good. Now try and get some sleep.

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Roy, you know that figment of my
imagination.

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It's back at the window again.

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How are you feeling, Harry?

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I'm perished. I'm not surprised. There
must have been freezing out there on

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ledge. Yeah, it was.

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Before I ever find out who closed that
window. It was me, Harry.

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You? What are you going to do about it?
Careful, Figgis.

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Harry doesn't frighten me. I've just
been talking to the warder. He's not a

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killer. He's just a common tea leaf.

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What?

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You mean he's never leaned on anyone?

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Never leaned on anyone in his life.

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He's a wheelsman.

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What's a wheelsman?

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He drives the getaway car.

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But he was in solitary.

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That's because the rest of the gang kept
picking on him. It was his fault they

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got caught.

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He insisted on fastening his safety belt
before he drove off.

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You see, Harry is a little on the timid
side. You could terrorise him with a

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balloon on a stick.

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You mean you're not a killer? Just a
thief?

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Well, don't sound so disappointed,
Norman.

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I see.

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Timid, are you?

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Well, all I've got to say is this. I
don't know what it was that made me open

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that window. Some misguided sense of
pity.

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Some mistaken belief in your innocence,
I'm not sure.

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But once bitten, twice shy bright.

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If I find you threatening or frightening
anyone again, you'll have me to deal

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with.

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I can't understand what made you do it.
The warden says you've only got a year

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left to go. I mean, why risk losing your
remission?

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Oh, you don't understand figures.

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It's been a long time.

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Admit things.

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What sort of things?

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Oh, you know what sort of things.

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Oh, those sort of things.

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Why don't you go back to bed, Norman?

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I don't want to.

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Warm, soft embrace of a woman. Yes,
quite.

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And she's missed me too.

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Oh, I'm sure she has, Harry.

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You see, now she's stopped coming to see
me altogether and I'm getting worried.

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I've got to see her before it's too
late.

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She's living not far from here and I
thought that, well, you know, if I

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out, I could be back in the morning.

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Oh, I don't know about that, Harry.

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Look, she's not getting any younger. We
want to start a family.

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You've got a point there. Not the sort
of thing you can do on visiting day.

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You cover for me, and I promise I'll be
back in the morning.

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What do you say, Norman?

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No, I don't trust him. You just haven't
forgiven him for not being a murderer,

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just a thief.

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Look, when you saw him at that window,
you thought he was an angel. Now, didn't

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that strike you as being strangely
ironic?

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How do you mean? Well, there's good in
all of us, Norman, and Harry's the sort

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of fallen angel, and it's your Christian
duty to help him.

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But he only wants to go home for a bit
of... Norman!

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That remark is not worthy of you.

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I think we were meant to help him. That
angel was not a figment of your

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imagination. It was a sign.

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I think we were meant to save his
marriage, to show that we trust him, to

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him back his self -respect.

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Well, I hadn't thought of it like that.

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But what about Archie? Don't worry. You
leave Archie to me.

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Archie, it's about Harry.

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Yes? He wants to go home and see his
wife, just for a few hours, and I said

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turn a blind eye.

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Well, I'm not going to turn a blind eye,
Figgis. But he's worried about her.

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Surely you can show a little
consideration?

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A little consideration? He's a criminal,
Figgis. He should have thought about

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his wife before.

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Crime does not pay.

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Well, it does for him.

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He made a hundred thousand on his last
job.

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I don't care what he made.

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A hundred thousand, and he did say he'd
show his appreciation.

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What? Oh, but you're right.

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I shouldn't have allowed myself to be
tempted. I was weak, Archie. Well, I

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wouldn't say that exactly, Figgis. Oh, I
wish I had your strength, Archie. Your

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rigid sense of right and wrong. Oh, shut
up, Figgis. I'm thinking. After all, it

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is stolen money.

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We could knock the sheets together and
lower him down.

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What? Well, that's what we used to do at
Blindle's. After all, he's going to be

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back in a few hours. And, you know, I'm
beginning to feel sorry for the poor

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devil. But, Archie... Look, if we can't
help a fellow who's down on his luck,

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what sort of chaps are we? Where are you
going?

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I'm going to strip the bed.

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Where's the warder? He's chatting up the
militants. Well, come on, let me take a

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strain. My home's going to be locked
off. So do I.

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Someone's coming!

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What? Archie!

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Why is this bed being moved?

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He didn't want to be near the window.

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But he likes being near the window. No,
he's feeling the night air, Doctor. He's

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not feeling well.

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Oh.

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I think he's fading fast.

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Love has been fading fast for years. I
don't think there's any grounds for

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optimism.

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00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,000
No, the bed moved.

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Yes, they've oiled the wheels. I have
complained about it. Oh.

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What are you two doing sitting on the
bed? How many times have I told you

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that? Get off at once.

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I

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see.

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So you've helped him to his gift. You've
gone too far this time, Figgis.

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I'm going to tell the warder. Can I have
a few words in private, Doctor?

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You've been in prison for over four
years, Doctor. That's a long time. I

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how he feels, Figgis. I've been here for
five.

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Well, what we've done... What we've done
is sort of give him a passionate leave.

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He was missing his wife. He was missing
his home comforts.

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We can't just turn him loose.

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He might be out there mugging an old
lady.

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He's not like that, Doctor.

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We'll be missed, Doctor. The prisons of
this country are filled to overflowing.

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They won't miss one.

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The prisoners may be filled with
overflowing figures, but that's no

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you to start emptying them.

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I've got to report him. Mr. Thorpe,
you've got two choices.

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Either you can be a warm, compassionate
human being and turn a blind eye, or you

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can be the stern, harsh face of
authority and shout, Officer, the choice

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yours.

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Thank you, figures.

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Officer! Don't do it, Doctor!

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I've got to think of my reputation,
figures! May I quote a certain an

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member of the medical profession.

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My duty is to heal the sick. What that
man has done is no concern of mine.

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Nobody's going to blame you for showing
a little humanity, Doctor.

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Yes.

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00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:08,050
I've not been here.

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00:22:08,051 --> 00:22:11,869
You haven't seen me, but if he's not
back tomorrow morning, I'll have your

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for garters.

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00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:14,810
And you lose all heart.

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Well done, boy.

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Did I hear somebody call me? No.

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00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:20,209
What's happened?

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00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:21,260
Something's wrong.

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00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:22,179
I can smell it.

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00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:25,560
You're right, mate, you're right.
It's... It's Archie.

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00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:26,830
What?

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00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,610
Brace yourself.

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00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,760
You don't mean his... Snuffed it.

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00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,030
Oh, no.

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00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,820
Poor Archie. Yes, Norman, but at least
it was peaceful.

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00:22:36,821 --> 00:22:40,059
Shouldn't we send for the nurse? Too
late now.

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00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:41,500
All he needs is the meat wagon.

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00:22:41,780 --> 00:22:45,750
We used grease for silent running and a
couple of body snatchers and plimsolls.

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00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,580
We won't even know he's been here.

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00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,220
Except for a... Dent in the pillow and
his scrabble board.

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00:22:51,221 --> 00:22:52,519
Oh, my God.

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00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,039
Do you want to pay your respects? Give
him a flower. Poor Archie. He always

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00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,780
appreciated the perfection of a newly
formed leaf.

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00:22:58,781 --> 00:22:59,779
I'm sorry.

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00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:00,830
No disrespect.

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00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,320
I'm beginning to feel queasy again.

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00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,480
Nice one, Roy.

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00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:13,400
I wasn't... I'm innocent, I tell you.

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00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,760
Archie. No. It wasn't the officer. It
was Figgis.

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00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:20,910
Oh. It's all right, Archie. He's come
back.

425
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,030
Oh, what?

426
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,550
Harry's come back.

427
00:23:23,551 --> 00:23:24,619
Has he?

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00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,670
Oh, thank heavens.

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00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,220
Has he got something for me? A package?

430
00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:32,040
I don't think so.

431
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,839
Oh. Oh, well, he probably wants to give
it to me personally. Then you'd better

432
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,999
hurry, because he's leaving.

433
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,050
What?

434
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,400
Oh, hello, Harry.

435
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:47,970
What did I tell you, Fingers? I told you
he'd come back. Yes, of course.

436
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,440
How was... everything, Harry? All right?

437
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,240
Yeah, fine, thanks.

438
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,020
You didn't forget anything?

439
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,100
No. Blimey, it hasn't been that long.

440
00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:10,980
No, I meant your appreciation.

441
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:14,500
Ah, yes, of course.

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00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,290
Light, Archie?

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00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,660
Yes, I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

444
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,980
I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

445
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:55,970
I know I am. I'm sure I am. I'm H -A -P
-P -Y.

446
00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:58,310
Oh, yes, I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

447
00:24:58,890 --> 00:25:00,690
Yes, I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

448
00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:04,690
I know I am. I'm sure I am.

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00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:09,570
Yes, I'm H -A -P -P -Y. H -A -P -P -Y.
Only when I laugh.

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H -A -P -P -Y.

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